I don't envy Californians right now

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/31/2017 at 18:24 • Filed to: None

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It’s June Bug season, at least in NorCal where I grew up. I used to find these fuckers everywhere, even in my laundry.

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 18:28

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I came home from cycling last night to find one clinging to my shoulder. Who knows how long it had been on there.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 18:29

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We have them in Tennessee too and while there are not as many as they were while I lived in California, they are just as obnoxious.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > facw
05/31/2017 at 18:30

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It clung to you because it wants to make you suffer.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
05/31/2017 at 18:30

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I was playing Forza 4 in my room one night when the biggest June Bug I’ve ever seen started swarming me.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 18:33

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If they are in your house you need to check for holes and air leaks. Generous use of boric acid around crevices will kill any bug trying to get in or out too.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Rico
05/31/2017 at 18:34

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...Well it isn’t really a problem for me anymore.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Rico
05/31/2017 at 18:34

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Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 18:37

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WE had a fly in Mexico that wouldn’t leave us alone. I about spilled 2 different beverages trying to get it away from me.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 18:43

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Should have been May Bug you season. Cuz they may bug you.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > wiffleballtony
05/31/2017 at 18:48

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ugh


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 19:21

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I’ve been seeing them here in IA for a couple weeks.

We also have Mayflies near rivers. Imagine a large mosquito that only lives for 24 hours. Then multiply that by about a million. They literally coat the surface of bridges with their dead bodies and smell like ass.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jcarr
05/31/2017 at 19:23

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My university in Oregon was next to a big lake. Every summer Mayflies would swarm the lake and create a haze over it.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 19:29

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Good!


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 19:54

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Ugb. Gbu. Bug.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 20:04

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Have you ever experienced cricket season in Texas?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn
05/31/2017 at 20:04

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I thought Cricket was only a thing in Britain.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 20:06

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Eh, we could be in Florida.

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > RallyWrench
05/31/2017 at 20:07

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > TheHondaBro
05/31/2017 at 22:42

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There are places without June Bugs? I’ve never lived anywhere that didn’t have them. Here in Louisiana, we get June Bugs, mosquitoes, mosquito hawks, and Love Bugs. Haven’t heard of those? Take a look...

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Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > ttyymmnn
06/01/2017 at 00:55

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OMG. It’s nasty.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > TheHondaBro
06/01/2017 at 00:55

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I killed a roach about the size of a small mouse in my apartment yesterday. I don’t wanna hear about your cute little junebugs.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > TheRealBicycleBuck
06/01/2017 at 01:32

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Me irl


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Stef Schrader
06/01/2017 at 01:33

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Cockroaches are just as afraid of humans as humans are of cockroaches.


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > TheHondaBro
06/01/2017 at 02:04

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I think these are one of the most convincing arguments for full face helmets. Imagine that hitting your face at 70 mph.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > just-a-scratch
06/01/2017 at 02:12

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The helmet would also work at 0 mph.